Here’s the punch line, here’s the question: Has anyone you’ve ever dated, just kind of disappeared?
In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark styled coerced love is closer and closer. The first thing you read in the post was a bold face lie. Well, by “illustrate” I mean slap together some stock graphics in photoshop or make crappy memes about your story. Where to begin, where to begin…is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone hates.
I don’t actually know “How to Write the Perfect First Message”, and since I’m being honest, the title of this post is mostly for SEO reasons. I want to hear your horrible, awful, funny, ridiculous dating stories. I guess I’ll start off by saying this blog isn’t going to be as biased as you may think.
It’s crazy, I thought I’d be writing this blog from a moon base, while my space kids play outside on their i Phone 7s.
Perhaps remembering that he was on a date and not in the student halls he suddenly leapt up and took my order.
I told him I’d like a glass of wine then tried to ‘smile sweetly’ (but probably glared maliciously) and asked if he wouldn’t mind telling the bartender to turn the music down.